I'm not sure if I've mentioned Anna Maria before, but she is Turo's imaginary friend. She popped up last January while we were in San Diego on vacation. She comes up from time to time - on the other end of a phone call, across a crowded room. Apparently she spent some time in Mexico, had a few near death experiences and currently lives "far, far away."
Recently things with Anna Maria have taken an interesting turn. When Turo doesn't like what I have to say, his response often begins with "well, Anna Maria can..." The other day I told him to tell her to "mind her own business."
Maybe I need to have a chat with Anna Maria's mom about their household rules. I'll have to ask Turo for their number.